Douchebag Heart

Standing on this goddamn corner, feeling like a jerk.

You've stood me up and lived to tell so many times before.

I've forgiven you a thousand times, now that just doesn't work.

I'm all out of compassion now, don't have that anymore.

 

But you who are so smart

Can you really tell apart

Two brothers who share a douchebag heart?

 

Did you really think you'd get away with patricide?

The law is on your tail, they've got your name and dna.

They asked me if I knew you well and if I was on your side.

I denied you three times there and then before the break of day

 

So I wanna know: you who are so smart

Can you really tell apart

Two brothers who share a douchebag heart?

And you who are so strong

I think you knew it all along

someday you'd have to hum this douchebag song.

 

You had your fun and your day in the sun, but it has begun to fade.

You can wave that flickering flame in the air, but it's raining on your parade

 

Remorse is for the idle, this is how you always gloat

When the dam burst and your streets were flooding you just bought a boat

These tears are merely warm summer rain upon the blades of grass

I felt like feeling sorry for you, but that will surely pass.

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